Video Karaoke Liedje Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic

Deze opname is een cover van Albuquerque beroemd gemaakt door Weird Al Yankovic

Gekleurde achtergrond \ Zwarte achtergrond

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Met achtergrondkoor (met of zonder achtergrondzang in de KFN-versie)

Tempo: variabel (rond 188 BPM)

Op dezelfde toonhoogte als het origineel: F

Tijdsduur: 11:25 - Preview aan: 01:33

Release datum: 1999
Genres: Humor, Rock, Engels
Originele schrijver: Weird Al Yankovic

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Lyrics Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy livin' in a box under the stairs

In the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop

You know the place

Well anyway back then life was goin' swell and everythin' was just peachy

Except of course for the undeniable fact that every single mornin'

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Aww big bowl of sauerkraut

Every single mornin'

It was drivin' me crazy

I said to my mom

I said Hey mom what's up with all the sauerkraut

And my dear sweet mother

She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncomin' train

And she leaned right down next to me

And she said

It's good for you

And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothin' but sauerkraut

Until I was twenty-six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday

Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical far away place

Where the sun is always shinin' and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy

Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka dooh dooh yeah

Well let me tell you people it wasn't long at all before my dream came true

Because the very next day a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess

The number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt

I was off by three but I still won the grand prize

That's right a first class one-way ticket

To Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Oh yeah

You know I'd never been on a real airplane before and I gotta tell ya it was really great

Except that I had to sit between two large

Albanian women

With excruciatingly severe body odor and the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time

The flight attendants ran out of Doctor Pepper and salted peanuts

And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore

And oh yeah three of the airplane engines burned out

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball

And everybody died except for me

You know why

'Cos I had my tray table up and my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up and my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha

Ah ha ha

Ah ha

So I crawled from the twisted burnin' wreckage

I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days

Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowlin' ball

And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel

But finally I arrived at the world famous

Albuquerque Holiday Inn where the towels are oh so fluffy

And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna

It's okay they're clean

Well I checked into my room and I turned down the AC and I turned on the SpectraVision

And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow that I love so very, very much

When suddenly there's a knock on the door

Well now who could that be

I say Who is it

No answer

Who is it

There's no answer

Who is it

They're not sayin' anything

So finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected

It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

Oh man I hate it when I'm right

So anyway he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel and I'm like Hey you can't have that

That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me

And he's like Tough

And I'm like Give it

And he's like Make me

And I'm like 'Kay

So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus and I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows

And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation

Yes indeed you better believe it

And somehow in the middle of it all the phone got knocked off the hook

And twenty seconds later

I heard a familiar voice

And you know what it said

I'll tell you what it said

It said If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again

If you need help hang up and then dial your operator

If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again

If you need help hang up and then dial your operator

In Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Well to cut a long story short he got away with my snorkel but I made a solemn vow right then and there

That I would not rest

I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice

But first I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop

And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter and he says Yeah what do ya want

I said You got any glazed donuts

He said No we're outta glazed donuts

I said Well you got any jelly donuts

He said No we're outta jelly donuts

I said You got any

Bavarian cream-filled donuts

He said No we're outta

Bavarian cream-filled donuts

I said You got any cinnamon rolls

He said No we're outta cinnamon rolls

I said You got any apple fritters

He said No we're outta apple fritters

I said You got any bear claws

He said

Wait a minute

I'll go check

No we're outta bear claws

I said Well in that case

In that case what do you have

He says All I got right now is this box of one dozen starvin' crazed weasels

I said okay I'll take that

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out

And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over

Grrr grrr

Oh man they were just goin' nuts

They were tearin' me apart

You know I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head

I believe it went a little somethin' like this

Doh

Get 'em off me

No get 'em off, get 'em off

Oh oh God oh God

Oh get 'em off me

Oh oh God ah aah

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eatin' weasels all over my face

Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' like a constipated wiener dog

And as luck would have it that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

Her name was Zelda

She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me

She said Hey you've got weasels on your face

That's when I knew it was true love

We were inseparable after that

Aww we ate together

We bathed together

We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss

The world was our burrito

So we got married and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children

Nathaniel and Superfly

Oh we were so very, very very happy

Aw yeah

But then one fateful night

Zelda said to me

She said

Sweetie pumpkin

Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club

I said Woah

Hold on now baby

I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment

So we broke up and I never saw her again but that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Anyway things really started lookin' up for me because about a week later I finally achieved my lifelong dream

That's right I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler

I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face

Aw yeah everybody was pretty jealous of me after that

I was gettin' a lot of attitude

Okay like one time I was out in the parkin' lot tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil

When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself

So I say to him, I say Hey

You want me to help you with that

And Marty he just rolls his eyes and goes No

I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me

He's like Hey man

I was just bein' sarcastic

Well that's just great

How was I supposed to know that

I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud

Besides now he's got a really cute nickname

Torso-Boy

So what's he complainin' about

Say that reminds me of another amusin' anecdote

This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days

Well I knew what he meant but just to be funny

I took a big bite out of his jugular vein

And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleedin' all over and I'm like Hey come on don't you get it

But he just keeps rollin' around on the sidewalk, bleedin' and screamin'

Aah aah aah

You know, completely missin' the irony of the whole situation

Man some people just can't take a joke you know

Anyway uh

Uh where was I

Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh well uh anyway

I, I know it's kind of a roundabout way of sayin' it but

I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say

And by the way if one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandary

Full of loathin' and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence

At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowin' that somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours

There's still a little place called Albuquerque

Albuquerque

I said A

Querque

Albuquerque

Ah oh

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

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Video Karaoke Liedje Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic

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