Hi my name's Dave Burd
Uh I have an appointment today
It's probably under Lil Dicky
Actually I'm a, I'm a rapper so
Uh Snoop Dogg
Says here Snoop D-O-G-G
Thanks
It's uh this door right here right
Thank you
Grab a seat
Dave, what it do
Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet
You can call me Dogg
Let me just check your sheet
No problem sir, let me just say
I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make
I can't lie I been thinkin' 'bout this all day
All good, there's a reason that we called Dave
Let me start with your background
Where you come from
Sure I was undergrad down there in Richmond
Before that
Oh you talkin' 'bout my hometown
Yeah
I was born out of Philly
Grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
It was in the suburbs
Upper-middle wealth around
So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much
I wouldn't say it like that
We just had a different kind of trap
Elaborate
Well I ain't never had a tool but I had to be the man at school
Like I was doin' shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad
I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumpin'
Yeah and I saw it quick all the flaws that be comin' when you grow up like that
When you been racin' them rats you ain't been makin' them raps
Boo hoo what a hardship
How you paid to get the rap shit started
Man my Bar Mitzvah money but don't diss me buddy
I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothin' to lose
I must've wanted this a lot
I had somethin' to choose
Hah look at that
I can say there's somethin' to prove up in your ass
Yeah I guess
That's enough of the past
What makes you wanna do rap
Oh my God it's the best
Bitches let me draw up on their breasts
Literally I can reinvent myself
I get a forum to project myself
It's never borin', every mornin'
I wake up and try to best myself
I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
It's kinda healthy
Sure
Cool now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
In a club and a couple niggas
Uh I wouldn't do shit
And I don't even get threaten you what that got to do with this
Shut the fuck up, rap's like life
If you wanna do this then you won't get far actin' like a little bitch
Nah that's my niche
Don't get offended by this but that's the market y'all missed
That's the target I'll hit
And that's the heart of my pitch
I wanna do this whole thing different
The fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different
Uh you know I, I think like you know traditionally people have been doin' the job
Uh you know the same kind of way for a long time
But traditionally speakin' this shit works right
Nah like I get that but I, I, I just think like you know
You don't know if it could be workin' even better
And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
I don't mean any disrespect by that
I'm just sayin' I have a different background
Like a different perspective
Way of lookin' at things than your typical applicant
So what are your biggest strengths
Well my flow is crazy
I can switch that amazin'
For example I can be like
Ain't nobody fuckin' with Lil Dicky when he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous
Rippin' this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
'Cos I can switch it
Deliver this shit in whatever cadence you bitches prefer
Alright, alright I get it
Top of that lyrically
I'm pretty damn clever
Go
Got a long bottom bitch
Call the hoe Neville
Woah
And I blow it from the jump
Derrick Rose knee
Oh
You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
And y'all been winnin' like Pistorius, it's no feat
Bro I can go on and on
I'm takin' over and they mad like father in laws
Okay enough of the punchline
That ain't showin' me you different from the other guys
Well I don't know if they can run it like that but ain't nobody else doin' funny type rap
What's that
Well I can tell a story about my mornin' watchin'
Boy Meets World and jerkin' off to Topanga Lawrence
Like the fourteen year old
Oh this shit like a joke to you
Topanga
I don't get it
Nah it ain't like that
I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual
Like as a guy
So when I get up on the mic
I ain't finna just lie
Real recognize real right
Yeah I guess
So what you tryin' to do
Five years from now
Tell me 'bout the dude
Well I don't care about the money
Like it's the respect that I'm wantin'
Honestly I just wanna be one of the greats
Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
I don't wanna leave the game
In a nutshell what's your legacy the same
Well I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap
With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap
Yet the fans of rap start to recognize that anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
That shit sound pretty damn complex
I guess I wanna be the best
I just wanna do it my way and turn the whole game sideways
And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight
I ain't mad at that
Well thanks man that's my plan of attack
Just let me in and I'm a rap the plaques
And I ain't about to win them back to back
I'm 'bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back
To back 'till I stop rappin'
True
You ain't even sold a damn album yet
That's a lot of talk from a wiley vet
Let alone a young rook nigga
You misread me
Nah this ain't a book nigga
Well that's one of my flaws
I'm too competitive dawg
No you just fuckin' repetitive dawg
I get it, you tryin' to be better than all
But you aren't shit until cheddar's involved
I get that I gotta prove myself
Think about that though
No shit you ain't done shit
Only doin' this a couple of years
One tape and I'm like this
This shit is aight for your first shit but you don't know if it's your worst shit
You don't think findin' out would be worth it
It might be, it might not but Imma put your ass to work kid
Wait like
Like I have the job, like really
Well one more thing
Let me see if you could put a hook together
What would you do for the hook for this song
Uh you, you want me to make a hook up right now
Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeatin' himself
Alright uh okay
Man do the hook
Uh I'm 'bout to be professional
Homie I'm professional
T- uh maybe like a low voice type thing
Nigga that shit is garbage man
Well you know I feel like there might have been some upside to it but
I'm not good at thinkin' of things on the spot like that
Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes
Sometimes huh but you know
That was some next level
Dogg shit right there
Yeah you know I'm just way better when I get to think things through
Have like
My dual screen action
That kind of thing
Whatever man you tryin' to smoke a blunt
Yeah
Right now
Sure
Dope
Juanita bring some weed in here please thank you
Thanks Juanita
Super nice woman
Nigga why does everything you say sound so soft
Uh
Uh I really don't wanna be spoken to like that so
Thanks
Tch yeah whatever
Damn that's some great lookin' weed
It's just so early
Did
Did you just say head
I mean
It just feels like a lot right now
But what kind of tea do you guys have
Actually
I'll take head
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